the best thing

about junior mints is that one or two usually end up sticking to the bottom of the box so even when you think it's empty, it's not. you just have to pound the end of the box to get them out. or, in dire circumstances, rip the box open lengthwise so you can get your hand in there.

life updates:
1. I'm not in Chicago. I'm in Rhode Island. In a sunroom. On a futon from Chicago.
2. I am unemployed.
3. Most of my life is still in cardboard boxes.
4. I spent money I don't have on a shower curtain. An adorable patchwork shower curtain.
5. I'm a little obsessed with Carrie Underwood. I'm probably just bored.

I need to do some laundry, find a job, brush the dog and my teeth and put my clothes on hangers in the next forty-five minutes to prove to my girlfriend that I did not waste the entire day looking for a matching rug for my shower curtain and starting a blog.