17 March 2008

to do: take offense.

i have a huge e-crush on someeards.com.

they are wholly inappropriate and just strikingly, breathtakingly hilarious.



i have a friend who loves e-cards and another friend who loves amy sedaris and it's like the two of them had a brilliant, beautiful love child that is making me pee a little in my cubicle.

11 March 2008

alternative pop

it's been over 40 degrees the past week. which means: practically spring. which means: practically summer. which means: iced coffee!

but since i'm trying to be healthier + try new things, I made iced green tea:

steps:
1. boil water in your teapot.
2. pour water in big cozy mug over more than 1 teabag. (i used 2)
3. steep it! (put plate over cup for a few minutes).
4. fill up little cute pyrex pitcher decorated with lemons with lots of ice. lots. of. ice.
5. if you have real lemons, throw 'em in. sliced, mister.
6. pour hot tea over ice sloooowwwwllllllyyyyyyyyyyy. slow it down.
7. let cool.
8. add a lot of sugar. stir. yum.
9. pour into glass.
10. drink.

and there you go, unnecessary directions you most likely did not need in order to make your own iced green tea, unless there are truly incompetent kitchen wonders like moi.

enjoy!